11.09.08
Posted in Porn at 3:55 pm by Ana
Man, I thought I posted this already LOL I must be losing my mind! Got an email Friday afternoon about a brand new porn site I think I’m gonna really like: XXX Rewind. It’s retro, vintage, classic porn … whatever you want to call it! I even saw a banner that referred to the “Golden Age of Porn” which also happens to be one of the DVDs. Check out some of the names here:
XXX Rewind
I have to admit, my all-time favortie porn is from the late 70s and early 80s. Not just because of the music either ;) but because it was straight up fun sex! These were the folks who came of age during the “sexual revolution” and partied hardy in the “swinging 70s” and they didn’t mess with silly stuff like shaving pussy or balls they just got busy and it really does look more fun. That, and those were the movies I found on way-late cable pay TV as a naughty teenager LOL
I’ve told y’all before I was a bad bad girl in my younger wilder days … now I am just a dirty old pervy woman LOL and fuck but some of these clips bring back some memories! Basically if any of y’all are over 30 you simply must surf by XXX Rewind and check it out … and of course listen to some of the background music on those late 70s pornos for sure! Y’all know which ones, with the funky slappy bass and some pumping synth stuff … truly good fucking music!
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10.31.08
Posted in Teen at 5:27 am by Ana
It’s Halloween morning here in the States, which means all day people will be dressed up in costumes for the fun of it! One of my favorites to see (especially if she can pull it off sexy) is a cheerleader costume. Very erotic, very cute … and I am getting a touch too old to pull that one off myself nowadays LOL But hey, I don’t look like this:
Yeah, the days when my body looked like that are gone LOL but I can still appreciate a well-executed cheerleader outfit, whether it’s a Halloween get-up or at the football game (even though THOSE cheerleaders know absolutely nothing about football).
I’ll just bet some of y’all are drooling at the thought of more cheerleader porn links, so why disappoint? Start your Halloween day off right 
Enjoy these links, and I’ll probably pop in later tonight for more costume porn!
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10.29.08
Posted in Fetish at 8:00 pm by Ana
Y’all know I love a good story or fantasy to go with my porn, and I have a twisted sense of humor. Well, Halloween is just two days away and I am in one of my moods! LOL So I am hitting some costume porn, otherwise called “uniform fetish” sites in the porn circles.
First victim to present to this wreck is Horny Hospital Whores, for all y’all who just love to see a babe in a very sexy nurse uniform. I love the tour for this site, and wish they would convert pics/screencaps to the “comic” format on the inside … but I haven’t convinced them to do that much work (yet).
Oh yeah, dad sent me a hilarious set of pics of some burger joint somewhere (believe me, he is really looking for it!) called “Heart Attack Grill” and their waitresses look like this:
Anyone know where this place is? If my dad disappears, we’ll all know he finally found it and went on a road trip! LOL
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10.27.08
Posted in Chubby, Dirty jokes, Tits at 10:58 am by Ana
Dad forwarded a bunch of dirty jokes to me yesterday, and this one is just too good to not share: introducing the orthopedic bed designed especially for men (and probably lesbians as well):
Now all you guys know EXACTLY what you want for Christmas this year! And speaking of tits, let me repost the link to Thick N Busty, a fine chubby and big tits site that opened several months ago and looks awesome on the inside (review coming eventually, I promise!) I know the guys who run it, and their standards are very high, so I heartily recommend y’all check this one out if you like chubby girls with nice big natural tits.
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10.21.08
Posted in Chubby at 6:49 am by Ana
OK, back to my old porn site reviews ;) I have a review pass to the rather new Chubby POV, and this morning I used it over coffee! Right before the database crash, I announced the grand opening of Chubby POV and mentioned I knew the owners and knew they do quality work. Well, I have screenshots to prove it, and will be putting together a full review for a permanent page soon. This morning is a “quickie” LOL
Chubby POV
Yes, it’s new, but it’s very well done! The guys are updating once a week, on Thursdays, and each week they post a new episode in video and pic formats, and the members interface lets you rate each episode and leave comments. Most of the videos are in the 20 minute range, and the photo sets are averaging about 200 per update. Continuing the user-friendly idea, you can view the pics in gallery or slideshow, and even download the sets in zip files. The videos are downloadable as well, either as one complete video or in segments, and are in different file sizes for different connection speeds. Oh yeah, HD is also an option for those of y’all who have it
My overall recommendation: get your membership! Keep it forever! LOL Like I said, I know the owners and know they have an excellent reputation and track record of keeping their sites up to the standard they set. If you like your chicks curvy, chubby, chunky, whatever you wanna call us amateurs who ain’t scrawny anymore - go check out Chubby POV.
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10.20.08
Posted in Tranny at 4:34 pm by Ana
OK, before the database crash and burn, I was hinting at a new top secret porn project I was working on … well, I finally put it together today! :) Introducing (drum roll, please …) Tranny Fucking Girl! Yes, I have decided to move this specific perversion of mine to its own domain, and spare those of y’all who don’t particularly appreciate shemales and trannies as much as I do.
Well …. mostly spare y’all LOL I am sure I will indulge a little bit here, just not quite as much.
Unfortunately I can’t link to past posts about how hot I think it would be to actually fuck a tranny. The consequences of killing a database deader than a doornail. :p But that gives me a fresh opportunity to say it really is a secret fantasy of mine since I got into the shemale niche. It’s somewhere in between a straight sex fantasy and a lesbian desire, since trannies have the best of both sexes … pre-ops, that is, post-ops don’t turn me on near as much.
I’ll have quite a bit to blog about on this new project!
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10.19.08
Posted in Black, Free Trials at 7:32 am by Ana
Continuing on with the “free porn trials to save you money” idea, today I am in an ethnic mood and pulled up Black Pass’s free trial link :) Those of y’all who read my old archives before the database crash remember I like black porn, and think ebony babes are hot and sexy. Here’s a great example on this banner:
Black Pass free trial to all-ebony dvd porn
This black hottie looks familiar, but I can’t seem to place her face to a name. I may need to go play on the site for a while and see if I can find it, because I really want to find more pics so I can make a photo gallery of her! Wow, she is so pretty, I would trade in my blonde hair for her face without hesitation.
Oh yeah, speaking of playing around on the site … I do love how they have the dvds organized and searchable by series, pornstar, or studio that produced it. And don’t worry: I don’t think there is a way for me to break this particular database LOL So go check out Black Pass, give their 3 day free trial a try, and enjoy! I will be
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10.13.08
Posted in Dirty jokes, Tits at 8:54 am by Ana
From my dad’s dirty joke files comes this cute and funny gem:
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN’S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It’s Braille for ’suck here’.
Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It’s the same as a French kiss, but ‘down under.’
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a ‘Good Year.’
Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they’re wild and wet. But when they go,
They take your house and car with them.
Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don’t have any balls to scratch…
AND:
Q: WHAT IS A MAN’S ULTIMATE EMBARRASSMENT?
A : Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
And following up with that first Q&A is some nice tits … with the “suck here” braillle if you look closely enough
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10.12.08
Posted in Free Trials, Porn at 7:22 am by Ana
OK, I’ll be brave and repost what I tried to post yesterday (tha ended up breaking my database!). The economy in general is pretty fucked right now, so I thought I would hook y’all up with a free trial to the general porn megasite Download Porn. Hey, free trials are a beautiful thing!
Download Porn - Free trial to DVD videos and hi res pics!
And this isn’t some bullshit 30 minute trial … this is a THREE DAY trial :) So take the long weekend (if you have it) and browse through their entire database of DVD quality porn clips and hi res pics. Just be sure not to break their database LOL Given my 24 hour track record with databases right now, perhaps I should stay off the site … Psyche! Yeah, showing my age again ROFL
Seriously, considering what the stock market has done to my retirement account, I may need to push porn til I’m three years past dead LOL and good smut usually cheers me up. I just thought to share with y’all 
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10.11.08
Posted in Random at 10:43 pm by Ana
I am so stunned and mortified … after over three years my blog’s database is gone! My host has no idea what happened to it, since the backup file is “empty” as well. This is so not cool … three years of archives are simply POOF vanished into cyber space.
Time to rebuild …
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