This is my latest and (arguably) greatest side project here on the Blog. One thousand (1000!) cleavages in one monstrous gallery. It took me over a week to comb through the web and hand-pick every single one of these shots. What makes this cleavage archive so special is first of all that it’s the only one on the web, and second of all it’s half maybe even 2/3 photos of real girls and women, not models. You’ll see what I mean once you take a look. I found hundreds of self-shot mirror pics, cameraphone snapshots, party pics, holiday photos, the list goes on. Of course I did include a good number of studio-quality pics of busty models, but only to add a little glam for those of you who like things a bit more artificial and polished. The majority of images however show a wide selection of naturally busty babes from all over the world in all kinds of tight tops, dresses and bikinis.

If you’re interested in my methodology for putting together this massive gallery archive, here are a few guidelines I imposed on myself.

1) This is a cleavage archive, not a boobage collection. Meaning I avoided any kind of nipple slippage. If a nipple or nipples show, I dumped the picture. Cleavage is the opposite of topless nudity, it means a dressed woman showing off plenty of boob curves without fully exposing her breasts.

2) Even small breasted women may be able to show off cleavage by squeezing her breasts together. This I consider cheating and I trashed those pics. Squeezing is only allowed if the woman would be able to produce cleavage without manual support. Therefore you will find squeezed boobs, but mostly of large breasted girls. Wonderbras etc. are allowed for cup sizes of C or bigger.

3) The ideal cleavage is defined as boobs touching over the breast-bone, therefore producing an imaginary Y shaped outline. As opposed to regular bikini shots with both breasts hanging to the side which one could describe as a U shape over the breast bone. I dropped the latter from my selection for the simple reason that without this rule any bikini shot would qualify as a cleavage shot. Only Y shaped bikini cleavages remain in the archive.

4) I did not discriminate against fake breasts. If the cleavage works, regardless of the fact wether there are implants or not, it’s in my selection. I did however exclude grossly overweight women but retained a few pics of chubby girls. Aesthetically pleasing proportions factored into my decision making process.

5) I favored frontal shots (or bird’s eye shots = looking down at cleavage) over hanging boobs or cleavage that is achieved by lying down sideways. This is how cleavage is - for the most part - seen and experienced in real life. A couple of exceptions remain in the archive.

6) The gallery includes shots from mature Milf models to 18+ teens. Age, good or bad looks did not factor into the decision for inclusion or exclusion. The focus remains on the effectiveness of the cleavage shot in question. Picture quality ranges form really bad (cameraphones) to excellent (glam models).

7) Some models may appear repeatedly. If you’re interested in finding out more about a model try looking for the watermark on the pic. More often than not a name or website will help you find the model in question. Amateurs usually remain nameless for the obvious reasons.

If you have suggestions and related links regarding sites, forums, archives etc. specializing in cleavage shots or busty girls in tight tops please contact me with the information so I can share it publicly here on the blog. Just leave a comment, thanks!

Enjoy! Britney

This is the only video game in the history of interactive entertainment (at least to my knowledge) where the goal is to “rape” a helpless woman! While we don’t condone any kind of sexual abuse here at COB, it nevertheless becomes pretty damn harmless (not to mention hilarious) once you put it in the context of a Atari 2600 video game that was released over 20 years ago. The gameplay is simple. you are a naked and horny General Custer with a big fat 4-bit boner. On the far right of the screen is a naked Indian maiden tied to a stake. The goal is to have sex with her as much as possible without getting hit by the arrows falling from the sky.

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Here’s the latest Mix Gallery, this time a co-operation between me and a member who picked out the classic anal pics. I did the HD screencaps. The theme this time is cock-in-ass (aka anal sex) and we also threw in a couple of anal gapes for good measure. (Please see previous posts for more background info on those “mix gallery” projects. Enjoy! Oh and here’s that shaved pussy disclaimer once again:
For those of you who are new to this blog or don’t know my website, I am and have been clean shaven for a couple of years now. These pics however go back almost 8 years, so you will encounter the occasional landing strip as well as a few “bush” pics. Sorry about that *blush*

This is the most recent user submitted mix gallery. 175 screencaps and photos of vaginal penetration. Just pussy getting stuffed, nothing else. A couple of nice creampie shots in there as well. And for those of you who are new to this blog or don’t know my website, I am and have been clean shaven for a couple of years now. These pics however go back almost 8 years, so you will encounter the occasional landing strip as well as a few “bush” pics. Sorry about that *blush*

This is a follow-up to the Thong/Ass/Heels mix gallery I posted a couple of days ago. Two major differences though: First this one is user-submitted (by my good friend and long-time member The Boobman. Thanks!) And secondly the theme is now cupped, squeezed or grabbed boobs. This is a pretty big 3-page gallery so make sure to click the numbered “next page” links to see it all. Once again this 2nd collection contains mixed screencaps and high-res photos from the last 8 years or so. Quality may vary. If you’re already a member at my website you can of course join the fun by submitting your own themed collection. You simply comb through all my HD vidcaps and photo archives and mail me a zipped file of 60-90 pic(k)s. More detailed instructions on my update blog in the members area.

The other day I got a little bored and started browsing the members area of my website for some interesting “old” photos when I suddenly got the idea for a special thong & ass gallery. I thought it would be interesting to comb through all of the pics starting with the year 2000 until today and just pick out the ones where I was either wearing a thong (while kneeling), spreading my butt cheeks or kneeling on my high heels while spreading my ass cheeks or wearing a thong. Sounds confusing, but you get the idea… So I stuck to the rule that each pick would have to contain at least two of the elements mentioned. And this is what I ended up with after about 2 hours of detective work. Make sure you click on the “page 2″ link in the gallery so you don’t miss the second half of the 90-pics collection. - I apologize for the varying quality of the shots, as I said, some of them are quite old.

Unlike the previous (sneakers) advert in one of my earlier posts this one’s not a spoof. The actor Alan Cumming is joining the celebrity fragrance frenzy with the launch of “Cumming” The Fragrance. - Honestly, I’m not making this up. If you don’t believe me or want to order a piece of overpriced soap called “Cumming in a Bar” (or my personal favorite, “Cumming all Over” body lotion) check out the official web-site. And if you think the photo gallery is hilarious make sure you also check out Alan’s videoclip on YouTube - but be forewarned it might just make your Gaydar explode.

Oh and here are a couple of press clippings and reviews
“Alan’s cumming! On the big screen and in the shower he’s leaving his mark!” Playgirl
“It’s America in the time of George Bush. If you don’t get the joke, or if you’re trying to get Darwinism banned from your school, you’re not going to buy a soap called Cumming in a Bar.” People.com
“Cumming, dear. What once was a term of polite precaution has become the season’s latest olfactory craze, thanks to a collaboration between perfumer extraordinaire Christopher Brosius and innovative movie maverick Alan Cumming.” Metro Source